Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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