i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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