You're my little dorito
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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