I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
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