Whoa Z and x make the same sound
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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