Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
That accounts for only three of the penises
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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