dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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