Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
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