Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Randomize
