I want to stick my p in your. b.
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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