If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
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