Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
literally had 100 drinks last night.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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