Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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