Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Randomize
