Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
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