Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
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im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
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