his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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