no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
we made out on top of his cat.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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