Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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