yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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