I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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