So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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