turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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