don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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