She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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