dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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