there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
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