I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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