I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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