i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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