You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Randomize
