I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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