2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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