Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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