Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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