did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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