Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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