and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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