why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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