I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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