Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
My life is pants optional.
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