This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
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