i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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