Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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