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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
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