on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Operation Purity has been aborted
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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