Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
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