He asked to "fluff my boner.."
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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