what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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