The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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