New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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