i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
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